
Andy: Michael… am I gay?
6x01 - Gossip
Michael: Cookie. Kevin, cookie.
Angela: Ugh. There is no cookie, Kevin!
Kevin: … Is there a cookie?
5x25 - Cafe Disco

Creed: So hey, I’m want to set you up with my daughter.
Jim: Oh, I’m engaged to Pam.
Creed: I thought you were gay.
Jim: Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter?
Creed: I don’t know.
5x24 - Casual Friday
David: I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but the cheapest option… is to make Michael an offer.
Charles: Yes. Yes, I was gonna say the same thing. We should buy him out.
Jim: Oh, but you didn’t.
5x23 - Broke

Michael: I present to you the dream team:
Pretty Pam is always reaching for the stars and someday, she may just surprise us all and grab one.
Meet Vikram. From his humble beginnings as a - stay standing - from his humble beginnings as a prominent surgeon, he risked it all to become the most successful telemarketer in the lipophedrene industry.
The youngest vice president in the history of Dunder Mifflin, and recent bowling alley employee, Ryan Howard is about to make a splash in paper.
5x20 - Dream Team
Charles: Until we get a new receptionist, I want Kevin on the phones.
Kevin: … Phones?
5x19 - Two Weeks