Michael: Never missed a day, my ass.
2x08 - Performance Review
Kelly: [talking about Bend It Like Beckham] Yeah, I mean, I guess I could do that. I don’t really play soccer or anything.
Michael: Well, I don’t really have two heads. So…
2x05 - Halloween
R.E.M.: Well, everybody hurts sometimes,
Everybody cries. And everybody hurts sometimes
And everybody hurts sometimes. So, hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
Everybody hurts. You are not alone.
2x04 - The Fire
Ryan: You a big William Hung fan?
Todd Packer: Why does everyone ask me that? Who the hell is that?
2x02 - Sexual Harassment
Michael: [singing along to tune on video] A little bit of Paaam, all night long, a little bit of Angela on the thing…a little bit of Phyllis everywhere… a little bit of Roooy eating chicken crispers… a little bit of Jim with some ribs, a little bit of…
2x01 - The Dundies