Dwight: Oh! What is on your face? Is that a disguise?
2x21 - Conflict Resolution
Angela: Do you want to give Michael your urine? Dwight: I want him to have all the urine he needs.
2x20 - Drug Testing
Pam: Michael’s birthday was actually pretty cool. It was a good day. I don’t know… It was a good day.
2x19 - Michael’s Birthday
Ryan: Stanley yelled at me today. That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life.
2x18 - Take Your Daughter to Work Day
Kevin: I’ve never, ever seen you take a sick day.Angela: Well, I’ve seen you take enough for the both of us.
2x17 - Dwight’s Speech
Video: ”Great Scott!”.
2x16 - Valentine’s Day
Michael: White people love pizza. Black people love pizza… Do black people like pizza?
2x15 - Boys and Girls
Pam: [voicemail] Hey, what’s that word we made up when you have a thing stuck in your shoe? Anyway, I have a thing stuck in my shoe.
2x14 - The Carpet
Kevin: Michael, is that a wig?
2x13 - The Secret
Doctor: Does the skin look red and swollen? Dwight: That’s what she said.Michael: That’s my joke, damnit Dwight!
2x12 - The Injury